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The Heart She Holler

The Heart She Holler is a blood sharting nightmarescape of horror and nihilism.  Why are a handful of the best comedians alive participating in this mind rape taco salad fiesta? … Continue reading

September 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Short Term 12

Gut wrenching in its realism, Short Term 12 offers up a surprisingly heart warming slice of authenticity-life on “the line” as a day to day supervisor for kids in a … Continue reading

September 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Blue Jasmine

How could such a simple plot unravel to become so complicated and nuanced?  Woody Allen is at the top of his craft with this dense, moody film.  The topics of … Continue reading

September 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

In A World…

This is a great little romantic comedy, no frills, just fun.  Well acted, funny, and poignant.  I especially like how Lake Bell explores the unfamiliar territory of Ken Marino‘s strange … Continue reading

September 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

You’re Next

Treat yo self to some fun and nonsense.  This is a decent straight out of NYU slasher film, and if they hadn’t hammered me over the head with the plot … Continue reading

September 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

World War Z

How did a movie with a budget this size get released with such poor film quality?  What a boring, innefectual waste of everyone’s time.  Also, there was a vague undercurrent … Continue reading

September 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

The World’s End

The first thirty or forty minutes of this film was funnier than the last whole year of comedies I’ve seen combined.  Why did they have to ruin it with an … Continue reading

September 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Thin Red Line

Like a montage-y seance this film captures all the voices and emotions of war, and examines in full Malickian intensity the ephemeral ecstasy and brutality of our mortality.  The lighting … Continue reading

September 9, 2013 · 1 Comment