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World War Z

How did a movie with a budget this size get released with such poor film quality?  What a boring, innefectual waste of everyone’s time.  Also, there was a vague undercurrent … Continue reading

September 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

The World’s End

The first thirty or forty minutes of this film was funnier than the last whole year of comedies I’ve seen combined.  Why did they have to ruin it with an … Continue reading

September 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Thin Red Line

Like a montage-y seance this film captures all the voices and emotions of war, and examines in full Malickian intensity the ephemeral ecstasy and brutality of our mortality.  The lighting … Continue reading

September 9, 2013 · 1 Comment

Kick-Ass 2

A failure at every level of film production and professionalism, and a diarrhea stain (with sound effects) on a perfectly good franchise.  Jim Carey was the single blip of talent … Continue reading

August 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Bob’s Burgers

Superb.  A comedic breath of fresh air.  This show is a richly rewarding slow-burn.  Brilliant voice acting, really funny ad-libbing, gender confusion-the works!  This is a great family comedy, and … Continue reading

August 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Snuff Box

Snuff Box is the antichrist offspring of Kids in the Hall and The Heart She Holler.  It is funny, brilliant, creepy, and horrible.  I love Snuff Box.  Go fall down … Continue reading

August 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Park Avenue: Money, Power and The American Dream

This documentary got me all riled up.  Good job Alex Gibney!  Why the hell haven’t we reformed campaign finance?  If I could do one thing to make this country a … Continue reading

August 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Tabloid

In Tabloid, Errol Morris certainly brings to life the experience of being held hostage for 87 minutes.  Joyce McKinney is barking mad all right, and not in a fun way. … Continue reading

August 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Wolverine

Wow, holy shit.  When you pick a really good actor to be a superhero, your movie doesn’t have to be garbage!  When you write a good screenplay, and put a … Continue reading

August 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

Pacific Rim

This FX Networks ™ ether frolic was wildly entertaining if you love robots, monsters, and watching robots fight with monsters.  Not sure what Charlie Day was doing in this picture; … Continue reading

August 15, 2013 · Leave a comment